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That is so true for this past weekend. Spent the day yesterday changing the differential, transfer case fluid and the rear shocks on the ST. Need a day off.
How would you compare the ST to the GX? They’re seemingly at opposite ends of the SUV spectrum, yet I’ve also considered one as I rather liked the 2020 Limited I had.

Somewhat related meme to keep this from being a total thread hijack… 😆
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How would you compare the ST to the GX? They’re seemingly at opposite ends of the SUV spectrum, yet I’ve also considered one as I rather liked the 2020 Limited I had.

Somewhat related meme to keep this from being a total thread hijack… 😆
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The ST is just fun to thrash on the roads. Has all of the niceties but with the tune and upgraded suspension, it really hauls ass and handles well. I have done so much to it that my wife says I am not allowed to change anything on the GX
 

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Bob went to the ER suffering from a medical issue.
The nurse in the exam room asked, "What brings you in today?"
Bob said, "Please don't laugh".
"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional.
In over 20 years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," said Bob and he proceeded to drop his trousers,
revealing the smallest penis the nurse had ever seen.
The length and width was identical to a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse started to giggle. Feeling
very badly that she had laughed at the man's penis, she
composed herself as well as she could. "I am so sorry," she said...
"I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and
a lady, I promise that won't happen again. Now, tell me, what
seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Bob replied.

She ran out of the room.
 
Bob went to the ER suffering from a medical issue.
The nurse in the exam room asked, "What brings you in today?"
Bob said, "Please don't laugh".
"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional.
In over 20 years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," said Bob and he proceeded to drop his trousers,
revealing the smallest penis the nurse had ever seen.
The length and width was identical to a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse started to giggle. Feeling
very badly that she had laughed at the man's penis, she
composed herself as well as she could. "I am so sorry," she said...
"I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and
a lady, I promise that won't happen again. Now, tell me, what
seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Bob replied.

She ran out of the room.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
 
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